Mercury
Distance from the Sun 448.73 billion bananas
Circumference 33.96 million bananas
Basically a giant space frying pan.Science but silly
The Solar System... Measured In Bananas
Finally, astronomy explained using the internet's most trusted unit of measurement.
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Venus
Distance from the Sun 778.42 billion bananas
Circumference 60.52 million bananas
Hot enough to melt your banana milkshake. Earth
Distance from the Sun 1.24 trillion bananas
Circumference 100.08 million bananas
Currently the only known planet with banana websites. Mars
Distance from the Sun 1.88 trillion bananas
Circumference 53.21 million bananas
Future home of astronauts and extremely confused bananas. Jupiter
Distance from the Sun 6.48 trillion bananas
Circumference 1.10 billion bananas
Would absolutely eat the other planets in a boss battle. Saturn
Distance from the Sun 11.89 trillion bananas
Circumference 945.34 million bananas
The rings are basically celestial banana holders. Uranus
Distance from the Sun 23.04 trillion bananas
Circumference 402.17 million bananas
Yes yes, everybody laugh. Moving on. Neptune
Distance from the Sun 36.12 trillion bananas
Circumference 388.91 million bananas
So far away your banana would arrive frozen solid.Banana Planet Database
Every planet, now with more potassium
Mercury
- Distance from Sun
- 448.73 billion bananas
- Circumference
- 33.96 million bananas
Basically a giant space frying pan.
Venus
- Distance from Sun
- 778.42 billion bananas
- Circumference
- 60.52 million bananas
Hot enough to melt your banana milkshake.
Earth
- Distance from Sun
- 1.24 trillion bananas
- Circumference
- 100.08 million bananas
Currently the only known planet with banana websites.
Mars
- Distance from Sun
- 1.88 trillion bananas
- Circumference
- 53.21 million bananas
Future home of astronauts and extremely confused bananas.
Jupiter
- Distance from Sun
- 6.48 trillion bananas
- Circumference
- 1.10 billion bananas
Would absolutely eat the other planets in a boss battle.
Saturn
- Distance from Sun
- 11.89 trillion bananas
- Circumference
- 945.34 million bananas
The rings are basically celestial banana holders.
Uranus
- Distance from Sun
- 23.04 trillion bananas
- Circumference
- 402.17 million bananas
Yes yes, everybody laugh. Moving on.
Neptune
- Distance from Sun
- 36.12 trillion bananas
- Circumference
- 388.91 million bananas
So far away your banana would arrive frozen solid.
Why Measure The Solar System In Bananas?
Because kilometres are useful, but bananas are funnier. Measuring the solar system in bananas turns massive space numbers into something oddly visual, completely unnecessary, and weirdly educational. It is astronomy with a fruit bowl problem.
Important Scientific Disclaimer
These banana measurements are approximate and based on an average banana length of around 18cm. Banana sizes vary because nature refuses to standardise fruit for the convenience of space maths.
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