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Measure almost anything in bananas.
Choose a tool, compare something wildly inappropriate against a 7 inch banana, and leave with exactly the kind of knowledge civilisation needed.
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A growing collection of calculators, comparisons, and data pages for people who looked at normal units and thought, no thanks.
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Add banana Photo tool
Banana For Scale Image Editor
Upload a photo, add a draggable banana for scale, rotate it, resize it, and download the evidence.
Explore Space scale
Solar System In Bananas
Explore planets, distance from the Sun, circumference, and space facts with a troubling amount of fruit maths.
Visit exhibit Prehistoric scale
Dinosaur Banana Museum
Compare dinosaur sizes in bananas inside a deeply questionable museum of extinct measuring problems.
Dive in Ocean scale
Sea Creatures In Bananas
Measure clownfish, sharks, squid, whales, and other aquatic units using the internet's favourite fruit ruler.
Descend Depth scale
Ocean Depth In Bananas
Scroll from the shiny surface to Challenger Deep while the ocean gets darker and the banana count gets upsetting.
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Famous Landmarks In Bananas
Compare towers, bridges, ancient wonders, huge signs, and the Great Wall using deeply necessary banana maths.
Enter zoo Animal scale
Banana4Scale Zoo
Visit the zoo where elephants, giraffes, lions, penguins, and meerkats are carefully converted into bananas.
Start lap Racing scale
F1 Tracks In Bananas
Compare current Formula 1 circuits with real track photos, lap lengths, and tyre-scented banana maths.
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Countries In Bananas
Explore a 3D-feeling world map where country areas become banana coverage, because geography was asking for it.Coming next
More things will be measured. Nobody can stop this now.
- Animals in bananas
- Football pitches in bananas
- Mountains in bananas
- Movie monsters in bananas